Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Unbroken: or how Angelina broke an unbreakable story

Let me start this off by taking a moment to recognize all POW and soldiers who are MIA. You are heroes and deserve the deepest respect this nation can bestow. Any comments I make in this post are directed to the makers of the movie, not Louis Zamperini or any of the actual people who experienced this firsthand.
I never actually finished the book, Unbroken, but I have read parts and I know the story. It is truly an inspiring one. The hardships he endured and his triumphs over them could motivate anyone. And even more inspiring was his ability to overcome the events of the war after struggling with it after the war. That’s like, half the book. I guess Angelina didn’t like that enough.
This movie should’ve had three times the content and been 30 minutes longer. That being said, this movie has serious pacing issues. There are also several scenes that I don’t thing add to the movie and could’ve been cut. This is one of the few movies that I think would benefit from more montages. The movie spends a lot of time making you stare at similar things over and over. It makes for a boring movie.
Unbroken the movie focuses on his experience as a POW and while he’s adrift. The movie ends when the war ends and he comes home. They touch on his early life and his running briefly and in weird flashbacks at odd times and only for the first part of the movie. It’s actually really weird and I absolutely hated the inconsistency.  They only cover his PTSD and recovery from it and life after the war in the end credits. I think that’s possibly the biggest injustice this movie does.
Here is how they should have done it:
*Caution- High School movie idea ahead (it might suck, but at least not as bad as the movie they already made*
Start the movie with the search mission that lead to the crash, cover all of it just like in the movie, but have short flashbacks to his childhood throughout. After the crash, you can have the cast away parts but shorten it to 2-3 scenes at most and cover most of it in a montage. Continue the childhood flashbacks during this time, the childhood flashbacks should be getting into the track parts now, but he should still be young.
Show his capture and cover the places he was held but we can cut out most of the scenes of him sitting on an island. A more interesting aspect to cover would be the things that happened immediately after his capture and the many places he was taken. Think short concise bits here, not long drawn out bits. The flashbacks should be into his high school track career.
After he gets to Tokyo they should keep it mostly the same as the movie, but they should cut out some of the pointless beating scenes and replace them with, you guessed it, a montage. A 15 minute section of the movie is devoted to one incident when the entire camp was forced to punch him in the face. Yes that’s horrible and a point you want in the movie but it doesn’t need to take up that much time.
Another thing, this move is rated PG-13. It shouldn’t be. This is a movie about the horrors of being a POW and PG-13 makes it feel like a family friendly version. The reality is that horrible things happened and they should show it, not hide it.
The flashbacks should lead up to the Olympics now and the climactic point with the wooden board should parallel his finish at the games. After that there should be an acceleration of the flashbacks to the point where the end of the war when they think they will be executed should match up with the cancelation of the Olympics in Tokyo.
After that I don’t have much to say other than, at this point we should be around and hour and 40 minutes into the movie, spend the next thirty minutes on his PTSD and difficulty recovering from the war (including flashbacks to earlier in the movie), from there to the end (another 30 minutes at least) it should cover his recovery and acceptance. After that you can end it.

Thanks Angelina, I’m probably never going to watch another movie you make.

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